Back to the history of vegetables

"And so, the revolt of 1857 lead to........." bla bla bla. As if I want to know. I mean, who would want to know all that boring stuff? The only good thing about history is that it can put you to sleep when you stayed up the night before. I can't wait till the bell rings for snack break. I wonder what I got to eat. Maybe cookies...or chocolate (yum!).....or...um...I know! Doughnut! Mmmm....the thought of it makes my mouth water. Whew! There goes the bell! Now lets see what I got! Well...what do you know, I got salad. Yum yum....I love salad as much as I love history. Why does it always have to be something I hate? Sometimes I think during that revolt thingie in 1857, (I was actually listening!) vegetables existed. If those revolt people were free of vegetables at that time, then I don't mind at all to study history all day....or even become a freedom fighter who believes in non- violence, just to get away from disgusting vegetables. I can almost imagine myself as a freedom fighter, fighting for children who have to suffer from eating vegetables. Oh yeah, in my dreams. Even a gigantic monster with 12 legs and 6 eyes and 53 legs can't stop us from eating vegetables. Let me forget about that for some time......I'm really hungry......I suppose I could maybe just taste it? Lick. Swallow. Gulp. Buuuuurrrrrppppp! Whoa! that salad was amazing! Maybe I should go over what I said about vegetables being disgusting.........